organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

waynesworld1992:

my anaconda dont want none unless u got nugs hun

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brownglucose:

Me as a mother

the-goddamazon:

miradori:

mandavee:

mistuhsunny:

I literally cannot picture a young Danny Devito.  All I can imagine is a slightly smaller Danny Devito.

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…what the fuck

BRUH

Two stars of the movie Heathers died at an early age: Jeremy Applegate (Peter Dawson, whose character prays he will never commit suicide) committed suicide with a shotgun on March 23, 2000, and Kim Walker (Heather Chandler, who had the line “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?”) died of a brain tumor on March 6, 2001.
itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t

itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

proletarianprincess:

whenever i get an essay assignment i immediately go “how can i work a feminist and anti capitalist rant into this”